Happy 29th birthday, angel.
No, because kissing someone with your eyes open is fucking weird.
I think Nicky Romero sucks now. Protocol radio has gone downhill.
Get Lucky by Daft Punk sucks too. If you liked Daft Punk earlier than 2012, you know what I mean.
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Worked on a PT Cruiser today, absolute garbage cars. If you own a Chrysler, I feel sorry for you son. I got 99 problems but my car ain’t one.
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Hummingbird feeding from the flower of a Cannabis plant.
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So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
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